Where are my shoes?

I've lost a pair of shoes. How does that happen? I wear my shoes. I don't kick them off the minute I hit the house (unlike other members of my family). I have a heel spur, so I wear my shoes until it's time to get ready for bed. I only have a couple of pairs that I wear all the time, and I really need the black ones today. I've looked everywhere. Where can they be? If you run across a pair of black Clark clogs in a size 8, will you send them home where they belong?